Illustration to go with my tongue-in-cheek poem of the same name.
Backgrounds and Textures
- NIGHT SKY STOCK by ArwenArts
- Stormy by SheisprettyStock
- Dream by pendlestock
- Cracked Plaster Texture 01 by goodtextures
- Oriental Textures Pk12 by inspyretash-stock
- psychosomatic texture by Princess-of-Shadows
- Trials and Tribulations by dazzle-textures
- snakeskin texture by beckas
All other images/textures/stock/brushes my own.